curse you, wispies

It's hot. And humid. Remember all those hairs that fell out and clogged the drain after Zach was born. They're growing back. They're short. And wispy. And I hate them. I tried plastering them with hairspray, but alas, they are frizzing all over my forehead and around my ears. I'd post a picture, but since I don't even like looking at them, I can't imagine that you would lie to. Curse you, wispies! I am so longing for long, sleek hair!